I'll be back later with a "for-reals" post, but wanted to share exactly how geeky my husband and I are... I'll spare you the entire conversation, but the outcome is this joke:
Q: Why should you tip a cow?
A: Because they give udderly great service!
AAAAH-HA-Ha-Ha-Haaaaaaa!!! I know - we suck in the joke-writing department, but we have fun, anyway... Later, loverlies - time for breakfast at the diner!